September 2011
1 post
Oh hai dar!
I forgot about Tumblr….
July 2011
2 posts
TUMBLR!!!
I AM BACK!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!
April 2011
5 posts
So...
Have you ever had an affair? I’m bored, indulge me with your answers :)
When
smokeybrand:
i was in high school, going down on a chick was taboo amongst the dudes. It was considered unsanitary and you were a sucker for doing it. I always found that odd considering how much most dudes gloated about getting head from chicks. Nowadays, it seems like it’s completely acceptable to treat your chick. Progress. maybe?
Fuck yeah, progress!
Although, I like giving head more...
March 2011
33 posts
I hate
“Devout Catholics” quoting the Bible in their Facebook status more than often, especially when it happens to be the same guy that often calls you up at night to sneak out for you to give him a blowjob. Thanks, I’m flattered that you think the one I gave you was “the best you’ve ever gotten”, but I think you’re a hypocrite…
Mixed Pictures
ladies-of-ncis:
Pauley Perrette, my other girl crush <3
Fucking pills!
You make mah bewbs sore! :(
Coffee...
I just had two cups of it… No effect at all from it, I’m still about to pass out :/
Still, I <3 coffee.
True or false?
Is it true it’s a fantasy of most guys to bang a girl wearing ONLY knee hi socks? Or is it just some of them?
“Have you ever been so angry, you want to buttrape yourself with a remote...”
– Me after watching the video with the kid freaking out after his mom cancelled his WoW account. Fucking loser…
Damn you! Got me all hot and bothered when I can't...
Me: Yeah, well if I join the Air Force, they'll send me wherever. At least I'm single, I pretty much have the advantage of not having someone keeping me tied to one place...
Neighbor: That among another very important one *very low chuckle*
Me: ...........I see what you did there, I like your thinking... Pervert.
Getting drunk before 5pm...
Win?
February 2011
11 posts
I need...
*A life
*A Mocha Blended Iced Coffee from Wetzel Pretzels… With whipped cream, and caramel syrup.
*New friends
Who...
Said it was a good idea to drink coffee now? I can’t sleep ._.
Ah, dammit, it's in my hair!
And I had just washed it today too!
I need a life.
Yep :)
Smokey pt. 2
If by fun you mean sex, then woot?
I think I might have a bit of a problem >.>
Smokey
Sex is awesome, I believe I have been sharing my thoughts on it here, but still, I’m human and 24 now, I kinda feel like I’m mentally prepared to start a relationship with someone. Problem is, there is no one who wants that with me. Kind of depressing, really.
Too many
Guy friends that wanna bang me but none that want something else with me. FML.
Fuuuuuu---
I slept too much and so I feel tired. Nooooooo!!!
